Funny, no we can't do it
Comedy, gave it a go
Stupid jokes, ain't nothing to it
But we do commercials.  Are they funny?  NO!!!
Now we're doing a show
We don't do it good so
We beg you, please don't go
(C.P. is on-line,
And we're in year nine)*
It's the Commercial Parodies Show!

*(on the actual show, this line changes from day to day)

The Commercial Parodies Theme Song
(sung to the tune of The Rosie O'Donnell Show's theme song)

alternate theme songs
back to "the show"