rank: founder jr.
recurring characters (classic): Larry Flint (The Children vs. Larry Flint), Carmen San Diego/the Chief (Where in the Hell is Carmen San Diego), the guy with the "hook" (I Know What You Did Nov. 17th), The Marijuana Smoking Man (The Y-Files), Paul Schliffer (the replacement from Late Afternoon With David Numberman)
recurring characters (c.p.a.d.): Confusion Boy (MetsMan)
misc. stuff: holds the key to glory, has a history of "killing parodies" till they're deader than dead (he got better in the later episodes), co-writer/vocal performer on "Commercial Parodies Presents..." (audio media)
personal quotes: "i have a hook!!!"; "i'm makin' money"

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