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Jessica
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A VERY special guest whom, as far as I can remember, only actually participated in any parodies once. However, she often served as a distraction to pull either Pat or Matt away from the show. When she moved away, there was a day of mourning. |
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Steve
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He appeared a few times in the early years of C. P. and made occasional appearances during the later years as well. A very good friend of more than one member of the Commercial Parodies cast. Steve is also one of the few guests to make a memorable appearance on the C.P. After Dark show. |
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Beth
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Another one time member of the cast. Came for David, left with Grant. Although it seems that she had ulterior motives, she was a valued member of the cast and really put in a lot of much appreciated effort. |
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little Chris
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We call him little because he was, well, little. A member of the cast for a short time before he disappeared, Chris brought a lot of silly enthusiasm with him into the show. I would almost call his presence "giddy." Almost. |
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Gennapher
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Ah... one more distraction on the show. But a welcome one, nonetheless. |
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Rachel
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At one time, she was nick-named "Psycho Girl" by Matt and I. She had a lot of energy which she used for the purposes of giggling, flirting, petting people's noses, performing memorable contortionist acts and doing strange things whenever David asked. |
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Heather
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Gennapher's best friend. She was often there when Gennapher was at which time she contributed to being a distraction. Very friendly girl. Vocal supporter of C. P. Bulletin. |
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Branch Dubois
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She's a branch with personality. Need I say more? |
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evil Matt
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Came from Utah, joined the cast, moved back to Utah. As an example of why he is called "evil," at one point in time he placed an olive on the branch of a small tree, referring to it as the olive god. Over the next few days, the "olive god" attracted numerous bees in the studio. |
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evil Chris
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Not a member of the cast, but came by every once in a while to tell everybody that he was going to "cut" us and our families. He never did anybody any harm, but he did call Pat "God-boy" in response to Pat's obvious faith in God. Chris was responsible for the disposal of the "olive god" and, thus, the removal of the bees. Chris still shows up once in a while, out of the blue, to instill fear into our hearts. |
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Jess
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The cast member whom Big and Little Jess were named after. Jess's initiation into the cast was the best ever. We had him brave the waters of Lake Commercial Parodies (the flooded volleyball court) and pick up the floating trash. It's almost sad how he went through so much and just mysteriously disappeared within a couple of weeks. |
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Tauny
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This guy was a cast member off and on for what comes out to about two years. Tauny probably had one of the biggest influences on the "progress" of Commercial Parodies our of all the cast members we've had. He was unique, and is remembered. |
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Jamie
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Another good friend of many of the Commercial Parodies cast members and made many appearances, primarily in the first couple of years. Jamie was also one of the few people around at the very beginning of the show, at a time when it had not yet "matured" into what it would later become. |
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The Cast of
"Commercial Parodies
Presents..."
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Christina, Suzee, and Crystal, though having never appeared on the show, graciously lent their vocal talents to the production of the Commercial Parodies CD. We thank them. Lots. |
